The other night I was noshing on some delectable convenience store sushi in front of my tv. As I was savoring the mayonnaisey - seafoody goodness, I realized the potential absurdity of the situation. I mean, imagine walking into your local gas station in America and saying to yourself, "I'm kind of hungry. Ooh, that $2 tray of shrink-wrapped sushi looks de-lish! And I snagged the last one - SCORE!" Um, yeah. I don't think so.
But for the record, it was some pretty good sushi.